❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
so i got an email from thinkgeek
well isn’t that the creepiest shit i’ve ever gotten
Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy”
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
i don’t… i don’t know what happened.